Friday, July 20, 2007

Why do you have a basketball under your dress?

I rarely go home for lunch, which means I rarely see the woman who cleans my house, Merry.


Merry
comes 6 days a week, but I’m usually up and out early on Saturdays as well. When I do see her, it is usually from afar as she goes over to my landlandy’s house and does a bit of work there to give me some space when I'm home. When I do see her up close, she’s usually wearing an apron.

All this explanation is a lame attempt at explaining how completely obtuse I am.

Last week I went home for lunch one day and Merry walked in. My eyes almost popped when I incredulously asked her “Merry, Are you Pregnant?!” Any idiot could see she was OF COURSE pregnant because she was VERY pregnant.

She giggled that yes, she was 7 months pregnant. Man, how could I be so oblivious?

But wait, it gets worse.

On Monday, Merry gave birth to a healthy baby girl…which means that A) I was not only oblivious for 7 months, I was oblivious for 9 months and B) she was also clearly oblivious for the first 2 months! (Have I mentioned people here don’t pay much attention to time?)

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Makes you Pull out your Hair

I usually try to keep this blog light but I heard something last week that keeps returning lon me like a coke burp and somehow I just need to vent somewhere, and where better.

I was on Gilligan's Island last week. Tuesday morning Rosa told me that Thomas' wife had a baby yesterday. Joy! Except she went on to tell me (don't worry they're fine) that Thomas and wife had been in the hospital waiting for the baby and when the baby arrived, there were no hospital staff around. It seems the midwife had "something to do".

Of course, when you are a midwife and there is a woman actually sitting in your clinic ready to give birth, you simply can't wait for those errands, can you?

The baby was born, turning blue clogged up with all the goo that comes with new babies, no one to cut the cord. Someone did run and get the doctor who finally rushed in and was in time that mother and baby were fine in the end.

Best I could understand, it was lunch time so everyone went home...I should be used to this. I know the massive levels of incompetence here, but indifference somehow stings more. And the thing is, there wasn't really a bad result here. Just think of the amount of times pure indifference costs people lives.

My project is putting in solar powered lights in this clinic. Somehow I don't think lack of lighting is their biggest problem.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Technology Snafus, Sort of

I was back on Gilligan's Island last week. Had a lovely time, other than the terrible cold that left me snoozing midday most days.

At the end of one of my more lucid days, I was headed back to my eco-lodge hotel. My colleague was about to head up my way to meet the chief of the group we were training the next day to reconfirm. I told him there was no need for him to go. Just tell me where to find the gentlemen and I'll do it on my way to back to the eco-lodge.

So, off I set, looking for Senhor Marcos. I rode my little motorbike (more than a vespa, less than a harley) into town and asked the first kind face I saw where I may find Senhor Marcos. There's only 80 families here. Of course everyone knows Marcos.

A group of ladies immediately told me he was down on the beach. So, I zipped off to the beach where all the fishermen keep their small dug-out, outrigger canoes. A few folks where sitting around. I saw one or two boats just taking off and a few others on their way in. I found out that Senhor Marcos was a few hundred meters out but on his way in. So, I pulled up a boat bow, took a seat and watched the brilliant warm sunset over the tropical blue ocean. Yes, this is my job and sometimes I really can't complain.

Senhor Marcos pulled in and dragged his canoe up onto the beach with help from a few friends. Someone pointed out to me that he was the one in the yellow t-shirt. I approached him to reconfirm plans for the following day. He seemed kind enough. However, it is always hard to speak to someone new without knowing anything about them. There isn't much of a need for appearances for local fishermen and they tend to dress in tatters. So, there is no way to know if this guy is completely uneducated and illiterate or has a university degree.

After a brief discussion, we seemed to be understanding each other. However, he had a question I couldn't answer, so I rang my colleague Mateus and handed Senhor Marcos the phone.

Senhor Marcos seemed to be having trouble with the phone, screaming 'hello?! HELLO?!". The small group of women sitting around weaving baskets had the same presumption that I had...Senhor Marcos didn't really know how to use a phone. Oh Dear!

It was very windy. The ladies sitting in the sand all began wildly gesticulating for him to put his hand over his mouth to block the wind. He didn't seem to be getting the point, so more and more people added in with the mad "cup your hand over your mouth!" gesture.

Suddenly Senhor Marcos took the phone away from his ear, tilted his head and gave it a couple of good whacks just above his ear. He walked away from all the crazy people treating him like he just fell off the turnip truck and carried on with his conversation trouble-free.

You see, he had been spear-fishing and free-diving just moments ago and his ears were simply blocked. A scene only from this tiny rock me thinks!

Friday, April 20, 2007

Just Say No

Anyone who grew up in the US in the '80s surely remembers Nancy Reagan's Just Say No To Drugs Campaign.

My personal favorite was the styrofoam school lunch try with "Say No To Drugs" stamped on the edge. I'm sure that was very effective and well worth the millions some ad exec got paid to come up with it.

Last week, I bought a ticket to Bali on our local monopoly airline. On the ticket folder, I found those five little words again. "Just Say No To Drugs."

Let's see if it works in Indonesia as well as it did in the US!

Maybe I'll Go to the Bank Tomorrow...Or Not

I went to the Bank on Wed, April 4. There was a sign posted that morning that said the Bank MAY close at noon on April 5.

Sure, why not? Really, in what world would you know if the Banks are going to close early tomorrow? Oh, yeah. Most.

(It was the Thursday before Good Friday.)

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Coffee anyone?

I just got back from Bangkok, where I went for a week of downtime. Fantastic, uneventful week seeing good friends and borderline-excessively partaking in GoodFood-Shopping-Spa Therapy.

I bought a new computer with lots of bells and whistles (touch and swivel screen not to mention the fingerprint ID and tiny size and weight!). I think that should tide me over on the shopping therapy for awhile.

I did spend a couple of nights in a nice hotel with a gym and pool and great restaurants. I took a taxi from my friends place across town and told the driver the name of my hotel. Keep in mind there are 2 hotels in Bangkok from this conglomerate. While I don't know the Bangkok roads well, I basically know how to get to the hotel from my friend's apartment and the chosen path didn't quite seem right. When I looked up and saw the Hotel's name but knew it was the other one, I polititely explained that this wasn't correct.

The driver was very sorry and i truly believe it was an honest mistake (which it isn't always in a Bangkok Taxi). He pulled into the left lane to make a UTurn and said "would you like a coffee?" I said noo thank you. He smiled again and said "Okay, I stop for a coffee. Just 2 minutes okay?" I again politely said "Maybe we just get to the hotel now?" thinking, what the f*#*? Maybe it wasn't all an honest mistake. This is just weird!

He very nicely pushed the coffee again, pointing out it was just across the street and it was clear there was no point in fighting it. While waiting at the light, he made a quick call on his cell phone. The light changed and we pulled into a gas station with a mini mart. Once again, he offered a coffee? a water? No thank you, I strained with a taught smile.

I looked around. Here I am in the taxi with my luggage. He's left the key and there are loads of other people around. I don't see how this is a scam, but it is just so weird!!

In less than a minute he was back with his coffee. Apparently he was just truly tired. And off we went to the right hotel. Sometimes you can trust people.

After all that, my 45 minute taxi ride only cost me 3 dollars anyways.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Support for Innocent Victims

My friend Sarah does truly amazing and inspiring work to help ensure innocent victims of war receive compensation by those who harm them (regardless of intention). Her work focuses on the gruesome truth our society holds: that innocent victims of conflict are mostly left to suffer by those who bring harm to them.

Sarah's working hard to change that.

Check her organization CIVIC (The Campaign for Innocent Victims in Conflict) at www.civicworldwide.org and check out her Op-Ed which appeared in the International Herald Tribune on Wednesday, March 7:

http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/03/07/opinion/edholewin.php

Fixing the collateral damage
Sarah Holewinski
Wednesday, March 7, 2007

KABUL: Spend some time in Brussels and Kabul with the soldiers andcivilians of NATO and you'll hear the same thing: If there ever was aplace and a time when winning support of the local population wouldhelp win a war, the place is Afghanistan — and the time is now.

Afghanistan is beginning to thaw, which means a spring offensive againstthe Taliban looms. Perhaps that's why NATO troops, cobbled together from36 countries into the International Security Assistance Force, or ISAF, have begun publicly promoting their efforts to avoid harming ordinaryAfghans.

ISAF's chief spokesman, Brigadier Richard Nugee, recently admitted: "Thesingle thing that we have done wrong and that we are striving extremelyhard to improve on is killing innocent civilians."

But avoiding civilians in Afghanistan is only half the battle. Civilians will be in harm's way, and bombs and bullets will not leave themunscathed.

With all the talk about winning hearts and minds, NATO countries stillhave not solidly committed themselves to helping the innocent civilians they unintentionally harm.

Accidental casualties can do a lot to help or hurt NATO's mission here —and in a war of public relations, reputation means a lot. NATO needs torecognize, with one voice, that its strategic imperative to defeat theTaliban and its moral imperative to help where it has hurt are far moresimilar than they seem. Yet only a few NATO member states seem tounderstand this enough to do something about it.

Just before Christmas, ISAF created a fund to help innocent peopleharmed by NATO operations. However, the Post-Operations HumanitarianRelief Fund, as it is known, is funded with a pittance — just over€400,000 from only four nations — and not the ones with big wallets.The fund has already disbursed about a third of that amount as aid inthe troubled Kandahar Province, leaving it with even less to work withwhen, inevitably, civilians are harmed during the coming offensive.

It's a worthy effort, and one trail-blazed by the United States, whichhas been bringing aid to innocent civilians in Afghanistan since 2003through a program called "The Leahy Initiative" for the man who createdit, Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont. That fund will receive $3 millionthis year.

Half a million dollars each from countries with the means — like Japan,which is devoting enormous funding to infrastructure and developmenthere — Britain and Canada, would go a long way.

So why aren't these initiatives catching on at NATO? Member states knowabout them, but most choose not to give.

Some nations don't think they should pay for combat accidents orcasualties their troops did not actually cause, missing the point thatif NATO is going to work it has to work together. Other countries wantto avoid mixing the military mission with humanitarian endeavors.

There's also the worry that giving aid to civilians harmed by themilitary would lay a political minefield back home, seeming to expandthe mission when constituents want their troops back as quickly aspossible.

Those concerns are little consolation to Afghan families who lost anestimated one thousand homes as a result of ISAF's Operation Medusa inSeptember, which NATO said had driven Taliban forces out of astronghold in the southern province of Kandahar.

Nor are they comforting to the loved ones of the dozen nomads killedduring October military strikes in the southern Panjwayi and Pashmuldistricts of Kandahar.

The mission here is NATO's first outside of Europe, and the world iswatching. NATO members who don't donate to ISAF's relief fund or to TheLeahy Initiative are essentially backing out of a mission that wouldhelp them stabilize the country faster by fostering goodwill and beating the Taliban at their own game. This is a war you can't winunless you win the people.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

International Women's Day

INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY 2007

March 8th

Take action to end impunity for violence against women and girls

DID YOU KNOW?

  • Violence against women is the most common but least punished crime in the world.
  • It is estimated that between 113 million and 200 million women are demographically "missing." They have been the victims of infanticide (boys are preferred to girls) or have not received the same amount of food and medical attention as their brothers and fathers.
  • The number of women forced or sold into prostitution is estimated worldwide at anywhere between 700,000 and 4,000,000 per year.
  • Profits from sex slavery are estimated at seven to twelve billion US dollars per year.
  • Globally, women between the age of fifteen and forty-four are more likely to be maimed or die as a result of male violence than through cancer, malaria, traffic accidents or war combined.
  • At least one out of every three women has been beaten, coerced into sex or otherwise abused in her lifetime. Usually, the abuser is a member of her own family or someone known to her.
  • Domestic violence is the largest form of abuse of women worldwide, irrespective of region, culture, ethnicity, education, class and religion.
  • It is estimated that more than two million girls are genitally mutilated per year, a rate of one girl every fifteen seconds.


    March 8th is International Women’s Day and countries around the world will take the time to recognize and celebrate the achievements of women. This year’s theme is Ending Impunity for Violence Against Women and Girls. Visit http://www.un.org/events/women/iwd/2007/index.html for more information.

    For a list of events taking place around the world, please visit: The International Women’s Day website: (http://www.internationalwomensday.com).

    Resources and other information from http://www.un.org/events/women/iwd/2007/index.html